Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole (drain) with a mat of hair. Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veggies. I didn’t have long to wait.Īt first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and, after giving some vague hints about a special surprise, I went down to the bathroom. I ordered well in advance and, working in the North sea, I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. On VEET Hair Removal for Men Gel Creme:Īfter having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.īeing a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat. Note: Set down your drink before reading. Hide your children, or at least keep them from reading onward.)
I’ve paraphrased this word magician below.
This guy had me at “rastafarian danglies” but I think it was the ice cream that finally sent me over the edge. Here is the link to my very favorite VEET review, but really…you must read them all. The Brits are always DAMN funny, but these VEET guys have just a wee bit more, if you know what I mean. And VEET Hair Removal for Men is the best of them all. These guys have had me laughing for weeks. Those are even better than the American version. “Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long!” Piper Bayardsent me the reviews of Bic Pens for Her with gems like this from Tracy Hamilton: Does anyone else read Amazon reviews for entertainment? I have to control myself or I’d be in there all day long.
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